Fuck you, Hannah

How are people so comfortable being perceived? What the hell? You're just out and existing out there. Give me whatever you're taking asshole.

I really like people-watching. It's like TV, but healthy. I wonder if anyone has ever people-watched me.

Do you ever feel like you're the only real person?

Objectively, I know that you have a consciousness just as deep and complex as my own. That's why you have opinions, and I have opinions too.

But how am I supposed to know that you're not faking it?

I almost died, once. I was on my longboard, bombing down a hill with no helmet. The wheels tripped on a rock, and I fell. My head was two inches away from curb.

Imagine how embarassing it would be to die like that.

Do people even longboard anymore?

I saw this guy painting at the park. I told him that I was afraid my photos wouldn't be good. He said that I had to stop thinking like that?

Can't I take good photos and be insecure about them?

That should be a right in the constitution.

THE RIGHT TO ARTISTIC TREPIDATION
NO ARTIST SHALL BE DEPRIVED OF THE INHERINT LIBERTY TO FEEL UTTERLY INSECURE; NOR SHALL THAT DOUBT ABRIDGE THE REQUIREMENT THAT THE RESULTING WORK REMAIN INDEFEASIBLY GOOD.

In 10th grade, Hannah said I had a Neanderthal forehead.

Fuck you, Hannah.